“This magnate just invited every crackpot with a grudge to try to board this vulgar display of wealth and knock him off.”
In addition to its anti-missile defense system, the yacht will be defended by a crew of 70 fully-armed former SAS and Special Boat Service commandos, ready to take on any modern-day pirates or terrorists.
Seventy? Bah. I could do it with a contigent of fifty. ;)