[Scotswife]

Letterman reminds me of the strange man at the playground who doesn’t have any children with him.

[Post Toasties]

Letterman reminds me of the strange man at the park who the pigeons won’t approach for bread crumbs.

[Rembrandt]

Letterman reminds me of the guy with a raincoat at an elementary school, a bus-stop, your local diner, etc., who opens his coat to reveal his tiny, bent ....