and I think she got her virginity back to boot!
But it reminds me of a story of a little boy. This poor little boy was born without a body and as he grew older, his mother would place his head in the window where he could look out across the street watch the other children playing on the playground. Ever day, tears would come to his eyes and he would wish and wish and wish that he could have a body like all the other children so that he too could run and play with the others.
Every night after his mother tucked him in bed he would make the same wish.
Then one morning a miracle occured. When the little boy woke up he found that his years of wishing had finally come true! He now had body just like all the other boys and girls that he would watch playing across the street! He was excited, oh how was he excited. He ran down the stairs crying "mother, mother, look, I'm just like all the other kids now! I can run, I can jump and I can do everything they can do!"
His mother was crying for joy as she watched her son run out the door to go play with the kids across the street. But as he was running across the street with all the joy a child can have, he was was hit by a semi and killed.
So the moral of the story is: He should have quit while he was a head...........
and I think she got her virginity back to boot! p.s. You are all a bunch on noobs.
I want to change my screen name to "IAmAJarOfPeanutButter" or "Xqrvqtp", but I don't want to lose my "born on" date.
first, you have to write out your name on a sheet of legal paper, then on another sheet write the name you want to change to. take both sheets and fold them into airplane shapes, go outside, face CA and launch them in that direction......the first one to arrive at JimRob’s headquarters is the name you get stuck with. after that you can petition for your time served to be applied. good luck. I’ll be rooting for ya! ;^)
He's really asked JimRob to change it to Billy Bob Cletus from New England.
Leni
A Yankee goes down to FL to visit. A Damn Yankee stays.