You never got the book because you never ordered the book. You've never read the book. You've never seen the book. You're a fraud from start to end.
what i'm trying to figure out is what WEAK,SILLY, SELF-serving, EXCUSE that you will offer to try to "get your tail out of the crack", when the relevant pages are posted for everyone to see. (you know the crack that you caught yourself in - and, the best part, you did it to yourself.)
free dixie,sw