To: smokingfrog
I don’t care what anyone says, I like gray squirrels! In a park near my home, you can be sitting on a bench reading a book, when all of a sudden you get that feeling someone is watching you. As you turn slowly to the right, you quickly spot a gray squirrel about ten inches from your head, furiously rubbing his little paws, waiting for a handout.
6 posted on
06/07/2009 8:13:12 AM PDT by
Krankor
(hA!)
To: Krankor
furiously rubbing his little paws, waiting for a handout.
Actually he's waiting for the day when his population levels rise enough for them to launch an attack on mankind.
10 posted on
06/07/2009 8:17:46 AM PDT by
cripplecreek
(The poor bastards have us surrounded.)
To: Krankor
I do too. I sometimes go to a city park and feed them sunflower seeds. They crawl up my pants leg until I give them one.
To: Krankor
...furiously rubbing his little paws, waiting for a handout.Oh...an Obama voter.
25 posted on
06/07/2009 9:12:06 AM PDT by
Petronski
(In Germany they came first for the Communists, And I didn't speak up because I wasn't a Communist...)
To: Krankor
I don’t care what anyone says, I like gray squirrels! I do too! In a pot with dumplins.
33 posted on
06/07/2009 9:23:19 AM PDT by
Vigilantcitizen
(This tagline has been shutdown due to lack of funds.)
To: Krankor
“As you turn slowly to the right, you quickly spot a gray squirrel about ten inches from your head, furiously rubbing his little paws, waiting for a handout.”
You do know that they will bite and that they can carry rabies and plague?
45 posted on
06/07/2009 10:43:29 AM PDT by
dljordan
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