[Crawdad]

* Ferrell reaches into his pants to pleasure himself. * A half-man, half-ape repeatedly fondles Anna Friel's breasts. * Ferrell, under the influence of a hallucinogenic substance, strokes the aforementioned creature's hair and contemplates kissing him. * Ferrell, out of nowhere, blasphemes about Jesus.

The formula for today's comedy.

[Frantzie]

I thought my dentist was a RINO or Lib until he said he does not watch any Will Ferrel movie because he promotes a gay agenda or implied homo behavior in most of his movies.

[Sir_Ed]

Ferrel was on Conan and they showed a clip of the movie wherein he dumped a bowl of urine over his head, to hide his scent from a dinosaur...he dumped the urine over his head, said the urine tasted bad, burned his yes, then burned everything else.

It was horrible, completely unfunny...the audience and Conan just sat there, there were almost no laughs, this, presumably, for the funniest clip they could bring to Conan’s show.

I just watched that dreck and said to myself “no way will I ever step foot in a theatre and watch that crap.”

Ed