You sound like a man that takes his Pooh seriously.
Well please go watch “The Tigger Movie”, “The piglet movie”, “The heffalump movie”, “Pooh’s Grand Adventure: The Search for Christopher Robin” and then after you recover from about 8 hours of complete animated crapola sit down and watch “The many adventures of Winnie the Pooh” and tell me that any of those other films remotely capture the spirit or wonder of the original.
In the original Disney did a fair job of capturing the AA Milnes world and characters, disneyfied, of course, but the shades of their inspiration were there, after that, nope just a property to be exploited without any thought or consideration to their source.
And to play to the pun, ever man should take his Pooh seriously, if it doesn’t float, you need more fiber.