more quotes . . .
Roy: [answers phone] Hello IT. Have you tried turning it off and on again? ... OK, well, the button on the side. Is it glowing? ... Yeah, you need to turn it on. Err, the button turns it on. Yeah, you do know how a button works, don’t you? No, not on clothes.
[Moss’s phone rings. He answers it.]
Moss: Hello IT. Yuhuh. Have you tried forcing an unexpected reboot?
Roy: No, there you go, I just heard it come on. No, that’s the music you hear when it comes on. No, that’s the music you hear when... I’m sorry, are you from the past?
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At Denholm’s funeral . . .
Moss: I’m sorry for your loss.
Mrs. Reynholm: Thank you.
Moss: It’s not like you’ve lost a pen, is it? It’s so much worse. Would you like a pen? I have a spare one.
Mrs. Reynholm: No thank you.
Moss: Please take it.
Mrs. Reynholm: Why are you giving it to me?
Moss: I don’t know. [Hands her the pen] Swings and roundabouts.
don’t you just love Moss