Your certainty has surely calmed me. I wish humanity had thought of asking you about the validity of the entirety of it's global UFO experiences before this, it would have saved millions of people lots of puzzlement.
Whew, what a relief. Out of trillions of galaxies, and quintillions of stars, we really are the only life in the universe. And that certainty was always just a single person away from common knowledge - you!
Thanks again, and I really mean it.
Really.
Hey, glad I could help you tyros out.
Now go to sleep and wait for Doctor Proctor.