Kelp theory in the news ping.
Mmmm...kelp.
That would explain why the oldest skeletons in the Americas don't resemble the American Indians:
I kelp believe ocean this in the news again.
Living easy
Living free
An Amerind on a one way ride
Ask another
Leave me be
Taking everything in my stride
Don’t need reason
Don’t need rhyme
Ain’t nothin’ I would rather do
Going down
Party time
My tribe is gonna be there too, eh
I’m on a highway of kelp
On the highway of kelp
Highway of kelp
I’m on the highway of kelp
No stop signs
No Speed limit
Nobody’s gonna slow me down
Like a wheel
Gonna spin it
Nobody’s gonna mess me ‘round
Hey Satan
Payin’ my dues
Stayin’ in a tribal band
Hey momma
Look at me
I’m on my way to the Promised Land, wooh
I’m on the highway of kelp
Highway of kelp
I’m on the highway of kelp
Highway to kelp
Mmm, don’t stop me
Down to Chile,Eh
And I’m goin’ down,all the waa-ay-aay, wohh
M-on the highway to kelp