1. On a sign over an office in Xian (the "ancient capital" of China):
The Xian Risky Investment Company
2. On a sign over a pharmacy in ShenZhen (a town just over the "border" from HongKong):
Drugs and Tools of the Venereal
3. On a sign posted on the wall over a water fountain in the Shanghai airport:
This water has been passed by Shanghai Airport Authorities.
LOL!