[bgill]

There was an old woman who swallowed a cow,
I don’t know how she swallowed a cow!
She swallowed the cow to catch the goat,
She swallowed the goat to catch the dog,
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat,
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird,
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,
That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her,
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly,
I don’t know why she swallowed the fly,
Perhaps she’ll die.

[brytlea]

My kids used to love that song! We sang it all time time. The best part is the spider!

[Some hope remaining.]

LOL! I was about to post the same thing. This line triggered it: Neighbors say Moore shot the dog because it killed his cat.

[McGarrett]

You left out the last two lines.

“There was an old woman who swallowed a horse.
She died, of course.”