Tennis Star, 17, to Have DD Breasts Reduced

FoxNews ^

[Scythian]

Wimbledon hopeful Simona Halep wants surgery to reduce the size of her breasts.

Halep, 17, is seen as one of the tennis stars of the future after winning a host of junior titles and a place in the final of the junior French Open last year.

But the 5-foot-5-inch Romanian tennis star said she thinks her 34DD bust is holding her back.

[hoosiermama]

I can relate to her plight....as a DDDD I've never played tennis for fear that one flop would hit me in the head and knock me out!

[Snurple]

I had a dream once...I was running through an acre of titties barefoot.....was that wrong?

[MAD-AS-HELL]

I would have thought she used HEAD racquets or BOBALOT, I mean babolat.

[null and void]

Yes. You should have been crawling.

[LimaLimaMikeFoxtrot]

Ok, how many of my FR red blooded brothers know that girl's name?

I do and not sure if I should be proud of it lol.

[null and void]

Please tell us you’re available...

[maggief]

Video at link (ouch)

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2452761/New-boobs-please.html

[McGruff]

This thread is going to be like reading Playboy for the articles.

[hflynn]

Does she realize the natural movement of her DDs while serving probably adds 50 MPH to the serve??????

[stevie_d_64]

“Holy twin peaks Batman!”

...and for the record...

NOOOOOOOOOO!!!

(This message brought to you by Victoria Secret)

[Constitution Day]

Huge... tracts of land.

[VA_Gentleman]

Wasn’t there a line in the movie “Superbad” to the effect of having surgery like that is like slapping God in the face.

[stevie_d_64]

Tennis anyone Ping???

I’m going to hell aren’t I?

[GnuHere]

Serena Williams is huge upstairs AND downstairs - she really coulda made something of herself if she had some surgery...
/s

[swarthyguy]

If it’s her game that’s affected, can’t they have like a handicap type system.

A Breastcap, if you will.

[ken5050]

Have you considerd volleyball?

[null and void]

“Holy twin peaks Batman!”

Holy Playtex Batman, it's a boobytrap!!!"

[Abathar]

*sigh*

It’s threads like this that I’m forced to admit I’ve become a dirty old man.

[Oratam]

Okay, she’s permitted to drop ‘em down to a D-cup. That’s it. (Still a crying shame.)

[MAD-AS-HELL]

might have been...but not only will heads be going back and forth watching the ball but up and down watching her scoops of flesh that defy gravity (can you name what movie that was from?)