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To: WOBBLY BOB

What is amazing is that two porcupines can have sex at all.

The male starts the process by dousing the female in his urine. If this helps wets down the spines or just gets them both in the mood is subject to debate.

The female also has to get in the correct position for the act, as one might imagine there is no such thing as porcupine rape.

The male, after insemination, leaves behind a waxy plug, making the task of the NEXT male porcupine even more difficult.


17 posted on 05/19/2009 3:34:01 PM PDT by allmendream ("Wealth is EARNED not distributed, so how could it be redistributed?")
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To: allmendream
The male starts the process by dousing the female in his urine. If this helps wets down the spines or just gets them both in the mood is subject to debate. The female also has to get in the correct position for the act, as one might imagine there is no such thing as porcupine rape. The male, after insemination, leaves behind a waxy plug, making the task of the NEXT male porcupine even more difficult.

Sounds like the script from that famous movie, 'A Night With Bill Clinton'
23 posted on 05/19/2009 3:37:09 PM PDT by bethybabes69 (Reichstag Flu, coming to a town near you, right before the revolution is planned to commence!)
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To: allmendream
I thought the Title was Russian Tortoise .... And I thought THAT was weird.
25 posted on 05/19/2009 3:38:14 PM PDT by 21twelve (Drive Reality out with a pitchfork if you want , it always comes back.)
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To: allmendream

Thanks for sharing ....


41 posted on 05/19/2009 4:08:27 PM PDT by silverleaf ("Never forget that everything Hitler did in Germany was legal ( Martin Luther King))
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To: allmendream
The male starts the process by dousing the female in his urine.

A nice dinner, a gold pendant, a box of chocolates, some bottles of cheap vodka, douse her in urine, whatever. Ya do whatever it takes to get her in the mood.

I've got to admit though, I don't see the urine thing as a winning strategy, percentagewise.

49 posted on 05/19/2009 4:52:46 PM PDT by Cheburashka (It's a sin to mock a killing bird. And in general very risky.)
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