[Richard Kimball]

I wonder if the feud beyween Shatner and Takei had anything to do with the fact that Takei is gay.

Why would Takei turn gay over having a fight with Shatner?

[Sloth]

After exposure to enough concentrated Shatner, almost any man will feel gay by comparison. Chuck Norris, on the other hand, is the only man who could turn Shatner gay.