[Billthedrill]

Perhaps it’s the malware and virii that is preventing the Net from becoming self-aware.

Now there's a comforting thought. Maybe it is self-aware, but not in a healthy way. MAYBE THE ENTIRE INTERNET IS A ZOMBIE!

It'll be in my nightmares tonight. I hope you're happy.

[a fool in paradise]

The internet is turning people INTO Zombies. Just like late night tv turned people into vidiots.