LOL! Reminds me of my college professor who was from MN. He was complaining about TX heat, TX hurricanes, etc, and extolling the virtues of MN. I naively chimed in: "Plus, you don't have mosquitos."
"Are you freaking kidding me!?", he exclaimed. "We have 10,000 lakes and 10 MILLION mosquitos."
I guess I thought the cold would kill them off. Who knew?
The 10,000 (13,000) lakes ensure their survival. Along with every ditch that holds water after a storm.......