Yes the parrot! That damed parrot! You are truly a visionary! Would you send me another card, I am going to strangle this parrot right now!
I don’t really issue the cards.
I think they are issued by some ‘Nordics.’
But reportedly only on the night of a full moon
and after a flyover by a city-sized ship.
And then only in the alley behind the Masonic Lodge when no drunks are present.
So it could be a bit of a problem to get a replacement.
But one can always pretend one has a card.
Shoot, one’s social security card may be worth as much, before long.