My (asshole) neighbor has one that reads: “Friends don’t let friends vote Republican”. I want to slap one next to it that says: “Real friends don’t tell you how to vote.”
People don’t want their cars keyed by tolerant democreeps.
The precise reason why I don't do the bumper sticker thing. Too many immature idiots that will gladly cause $100s in damage because they don't like your bumper sticker.
Do they put bumper stickers on their cars in Europe?
I never understood the concept of paying thousands - or tens of thousands - of dollars on something and then slapping some $1.50 sticker on it.
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No decline around local college campuses. I pass several DWI (Driving While Indoctrinated) cars daily. Usually sickly looking females in a dirty, small Japanese car with no hubcaps from curb rash and a dinged up rear bumper. Poor visuospatial skills, I suppose. Are they showing disdain for evil cars, or unintentionally confirming a sexist stereotype, lol?
Mixed in with the usual unhinged Bush-hatred and slavish Obama adoration stickers, you’ll usually see “My Other Car Is A Broom” and a stupid Darwin fish with legs. If she’s really hard-bitten, it’ll have horns and Satan instead.
As far as any “decline,” it might just be in sales of ready-made bumper stickers. You can make them yourself fairly easily now, and many sites have ready-made, downloadable graphics for them.
My all time favorite:
If you smoke after sex, you’re doing it too fast.
On my truck “My horse bucked off your honor student”
I won’t put political stickers on my vehicles. Too many nasty liberal vandals near here. Not worth the risk. I got a long, down to the metal keymark on my car 2 years ago, cost 600 bucks to fix. Mean mean liberals. They like abortion, so way would criminal property damage bother their non-existent consciences?
In response to the ultra liberal, air-headed, “Imagine World Peace”, I really liked the bumper-sticker rejoinder “Imagine... using your turn signal.”
Years ago I had a station wagon and taped to the inside of the rear window was a sign that said “Indict Lon Houriushi” I don’t think I ever met anyone that had any idea of what I was referencing. That made me rethink my attitude on “bumper stickers” well that and the fact that even though I’m 51 years old my 75 year old Dad would STILL kick my butt if I put a bumper sticker on my car!
As for me, I had a couple of stickers made up since I figure as a Conservative I have nothing to lose. They are bright yellow with red lettering.
ANTI-OBAMUNIST ON BOARD and OBAMUNISM, THE FATAL CURE FOR BUSH DERANGEMENT SYNDROME.
The ANTI sticker is on my car right now, next to my Stag Arms sticker (The makers of my AR-15).
So far no problem. I am adding the classic One Big Ass Mistake America line to the ANTI sticker just to piss the Obamanuts off. I'm done worrying about hurt feelings or idiots that think I somehow have no freedom of speech because I disagree with their Halfrican American Messiah.
If I catch anyone trying to damage my car, they will pay for their action and I will insist that they be charged with a Hate Crime. Play the game they play. No more Mr. Nice Guy for me.
I would never think of damaging a vehicle with an F**k Bush sticker, and I have seen a few of them. Liberals are and will always be Malcontents, whether they win or lose.
