Posted on 05/02/2009 2:33:25 PM PDT by JoeProBono
No decline around local college campuses. I pass several DWI (Driving While Indoctrinated) cars daily. Usually sickly looking females in a dirty, small Japanese car with no hubcaps from curb rash and a dinged up rear bumper. Poor visuospatial skills, I suppose. Are they showing disdain for evil cars, or unintentionally confirming a sexist stereotype, lol?
Mixed in with the usual unhinged Bush-hatred and slavish Obama adoration stickers, you’ll usually see “My Other Car Is A Broom” and a stupid Darwin fish with legs. If she’s really hard-bitten, it’ll have horns and Satan instead.
As far as any “decline,” it might just be in sales of ready-made bumper stickers. You can make them yourself fairly easily now, and many sites have ready-made, downloadable graphics for them.
Love it!!! OOOhRRAAHHH!
My all time favorite:
If you smoke after sex, you’re doing it too fast.
I have a stack of ones I had made up.
They say, “Hey Lefty, Freed Tibet Yet?”
I put them on lefty cars. One time I went to mid town Manhattan. Went though 20 in an hour.
I’m thinking of having ones made that say, “Obama Is My God and I Am His Slave”. Put them on lefty cars.
I’ve never understood the idea of paying tens of thousands for a tool that can be bought for a few thousand.
That doesn’t take a bumper sticker.
I had one of my employees, a white guy married to a black gal, call me racist a while back because I wasn’t in love with Bozo. I very firmly reminded him, I didn’t hate Bozo because of his color, but because he’s a damned socialist.
People don’t want their car keyed by intolerant Dems...this is exactly why I do not place bumper stickers on my car. The adherents of the party of love, tolerance and justice are pretty thin-skinned when their dogma is challenged...meanwhile most conservatives respect the private property of others far too much to key the cars of idiots.
On my truck “My horse bucked off your honor student”
I won’t put political stickers on my vehicles. Too many nasty liberal vandals near here. Not worth the risk. I got a long, down to the metal keymark on my car 2 years ago, cost 600 bucks to fix. Mean mean liberals. They like abortion, so way would criminal property damage bother their non-existent consciences?
In response to the ultra liberal, air-headed, “Imagine World Peace”, I really liked the bumper-sticker rejoinder “Imagine... using your turn signal.”
One of the libtards down the road from me kept his huge homemade plywood and t-post Obama-Biden yard sign up for months after the election. He just took it down a couple weeks ago. There are still small yard signs up around here and lots and lots of bumperstickers on their little clown cars. I find pointing and laughing at them from the seat of my Silverado to be fun.
Personally, I like:
“Visualize Whirled Peas”
That’s it! Exactly!
>>>People don’t want their cars keyed by tolerant democreeps.
More to the point I spend too much on a car to mess it up on my own initiative. I’d no more plaster my own car with bumper stickers then I would disfigure myself with a tattoo. Same principle.
I got a red x
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