The Official Friday Silliness Thread

[skinkinthegrass]

here’s the War on Terror online game version:

Stalins' ghost*:I've won.

"When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators." - P. J. O'Rourke
“Liberalism is just Communism sold by the drink." P.J.O’Rourke
“The problem with socialism is that you eventually, run out of other people’s money.” - Margaret Thatcher
"There are two sets of rules. One set for the rulers and another for the rest of us." - Richard Yancey, former IRS tax collector

[G8 Diplomat]

LOL ;)

Here’s the Gulf War:

*GHW_Bush has joined the game*
*Saddam has joined the game*
*SheikhSabah has joined the game* [Emir of Kuwait]
*KingFahd has joined the game*
GHW_Bush: hey
KingFahd: whassup
SheikhSabah: yo
Saddam: yo sabah—wuts up with u stealin my oil??
SheikhSabah: wtf saddam im not takin anything
Saddam: BS! u stole 3 million barrels from rumaylah!!
SheikhSabah: i did not!!! i took 1.7 million thats not exceding teh limit
GHW_Bush: d00dz chill out. sheesh
SheikhSabah: and u still havent paid me back for the money i sent u last time against iran!
Saddam: cant d00d, call off the debts
SheikhSabah: no way! u owe me!
Saddam: k d00d u asked 4 it
SheikhSabah: WTF!!!!
*SheikhSabah has been eliminated*
GHW_Bush: d00d! wtf was that 4?
Saddam: HAHAHA i have kuwait!!! ur oil is mine! ur next saudi arabia!!!
KingFahd: shit. yo sum1 help me plz
*OBL has joined the game*
OBL: hey fahd ill bring my guyz from afghanistan to repel iraq’s guys
KingFahd: lol stuff it obl
OBL: fine....infidel
*OBL has left the game*
GHW_Bush: ive got a better idea fahd—ill send in 500k of my troops to kick out saddam k?
KingFahd: k
SheikhSabah: well hurry the f*** up ive got no country!!!
GHW_Bush: were comin in
*GenSchwarzkopf has joined the game*
GenSchwarzkopf: hey saddam ur in 4 it
Saddam: lol u didnt even think id invade fool. whos talkin now?!
SheikhSabah: get him! get him!!!
GenSchwarzkopf: LOL saddam ur army sucks!
Saddam: hey dont-—
*Saddam has been eliminated*
Saddam: WTF?!?!
GHW_Bush: lol ur toast d00d. stay the hell in iraq
KingFahd: thx guys
SheikhSabah: weeee i got Kuwait back! hey saddam—whos talkin now?!
Saddam: ah wtf u wont get me next time
GHW_Bush: wanna bet?

[BenLurkin]

Not too late -- am I??????

[CSM]

Sorry I’m late to the party. I was sick on Friday so I missed all of the silliness. I’ll get caught up this morning.

Hope you had a good weekend.