Posted on 04/30/2009 8:53:24 AM PDT by BenLurkin
What! Why not? Hell, I'll bet finding a doctor that is a tax evader is one of the easiest ones to find.
We have an SG?
1 Essential Swine Flu Survival Tip
Quit reading these hysterical articles.
I keep several large bottles of Pedialyte in our medical supply cabinet.
Also, the White Man's Traditional Medicine:
Campbell's chicken noodle soup and Sprite!
Well not that part ...
I don’t know, I like the part where they tell you not to travel to a ‘neighboring country’ just to visit the mall... somehow I think they meant ‘county’, but I know people who will go to neighboring countries for, oh, dinner (let’s just say that shortly after 9/11 a border patrol agent asked my family incredulously “Your country’s at war and you’re crossing an international border for Chinese food?”).
How about #6: avoid listening to the media?
You can put a bit of hydrogen peroxide in a humidifier to kill airborne pathogens.
6. Take an ass-load of vitamin D, washed down with Johnny Walker Black.
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