After being called fat, Kim declares, ‘This is the real me, I love my body. You should love yours too.” Posted on 04/29/2009 2:20:44 PM PDT by lewisglad
Life & Style reveals its exclusive 100% unretouched photo shoot of Internet star Kim Kardashian.
After being called fat, Kim declares, ‘This is the real me, I love my body. You should love yours too.”
The verdict is…
A bold move by Life & Style.
The magazine that launched Robert Pattinson into celebrity weekly cover fame, is trying to do it again with Kim Kardashian.
I mentioned that Kim is an Internet star (Just like Pattinson). She’s often one of the most searched stars on CoverAwards.
The big question is whether or not she can carry the cover of a celebrity weekly on the newsstand.
Her declaration - which is very Jennifer Love Hewitt BTW - may make this a strong sell. Many women can relate to the whole cellulite problem.
Bottom Line: A big test.
Her step-father is Bruce Jenner. I think he is conservative. I guess that’s something.
Kim is very pretty, but... She is NO comparison to Jennifer Love Hewitt!
e-ping list
Oh yeah, and she dates Reggie Bush.
I require little more than that.
ditto that
That’s incredibly ugly. UGLY, HIDEOUS, NASTY, PUTRID and DISGUSTING.
Now that is what a woman is supposed to look like.
mehercle!
(By Hercules!)
Rebecca, ecce! tantae clunes isti sunt!
(Rebecca, behold! Such large buttocks she has!)
amica esse videtur istorum hominum rhythmicorum.
(She appears to be a girlfriend of one of those rhythmic-oration people.)
sed, ut scis,
(But, as you know)
quis homines huiusmodi intellegere potest?
(Who can understand persons of this sort?)
colloquuntur equidem cum ista eo tantum, quod scortum perfectum esse videtur.
(Verily, they converse with her for this reason only, namely, that she appears to be a complete whore.)
clunes, aio, maiores esse!
(Her buttocks, I say, are rather large!)
nec possum credere quam rotondae sint.
(Nor am I able to believe how round they are.)
en! quam exstant! nonne piget te earum?
(Lo! How they stand forth! Do they not disgust you?)
ecce mulier Aethiops!
(Behold the black woman!)
magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
(Large buttocks are pleasing to me, nor am I able to lie concerning this matter.)
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur,
(For who, colleagues, would not admit,)
cum puella incedit minore medio corpore
(Whenever a girl comes by with a rather small middle part of the body)
sub quo manifestus globus, inflammare animos
(Beneath which is an obvious spherical mass, that it inflames the spirits)
Doesn’t look to me like Kim needs any help from them.
(is that a boy with tits on that Peeple cover?)
What else do they need to do?
Is that the boy with tits in #1 ??
A boy with tits? Only to the deluded and blind.
The slight dimples of emergent cellulite I could do without, but the gal has a nice figure and in NO WAY looks like a “boy with tits”.
No boy has a booty like that!
Kim needs to try to control her hankering for those $5 foot longs...
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