I am not a cat lover but I seem to have adopted a few at my place. (5 daughters tend to attract them)
I have on occasion picked a cat up and tossed it out the door by the tail. It seems that one of the cats likes me and I don’t mind him much. The other one doesn’t have the brains that god give a dog.
ROFL!!!!!!!!!!
You sound like my husband about the cats. We only have 1 daughter, but happen to be stuck with 12 cats at the moment. (momma mayhem just had a litter)
Ours live outside, so the tossing out the door by the tail has occurred around here more than once.
Unfortunately for us though, God gave more brains to the cats than to the dingbat dog.