[Attention Surplus Disorder]

"So the problem is not here in the US. We need to ban the Philippines, Mexico, and Central America. That'll do it."

In time, you'll probably come to understand the adminstration's new strategy which brilliantly combines global security as well as global climate change concerns. We could, in fact, ban those countries, but not before we apologize to them. Especially the Phillipines. We sure did them drity getting those benevolent Japanese outta there in the 1940's. That was practically a genocide, one among many; yet another dark chapter in a sordid history we can be nothing but ashamed of until of course we're shown and change our ways to the Way of 0bama./s

[17th Miss Regt]

This is good. We are learning to speak the language of the cult, like the Stalinists in Russia and the Maoists in China spoke of their heroes. We will need such skills in the brilliant future that Chairman 0bamao has planned for us!

(Although I will admit that we got one great thing out of the Phillipine insurrection. We got a great .45 cal pistol out of it!)