[mysterio]

Here's every pit bull thread :

"the dog is mean by nature, the breed should be banned," "no, the owners make them mean," "the dog is mean by nature, the breed should be banned," "no, the owners make them mean," "the dog is mean by nature, the breed should be banned," "no, the owners make them mean," "the dog is mean by nature, the breed should be banned," "no, the owners make them mean," "the dog is mean by nature, the breed should be banned," "no, the owners make them mean," "the dog is mean by nature, the breed should be banned," "no, the owners make them mean."

After this exchange, proceed to name calling.

[palmer]

Don’t forget the Hitler was nice to children argument (not sure which side makes that one).

[ontap]

That’s about it! Wouldn’t miss one of them for the world.

[shibumi]

"After this exchange, proceed to name calling."

I beg you pardon! (Harrumph!)

My characterizations are sarcastic, sardonic, ironic, and pithy. They use pathos, dramatic metaphor, subtle innuendo and incisive logic to skewer my opponents with rapier-like wit.

They are furthermore written in iambic pentameter, with an occasional spondee to give my replies a lyrical poetic quality that takes the discussion to a conceptual, metaphysical level.

(And if that doesn't shut them up, THEN I resort to name calling.)