Kim Kardashian Thinks Being Called a BBW (Big, Beautiful Woman) Is Offensive

D Listed ^ | 4/21/09 | Michael K

[lewisglad]

Here is your morning mug of piping hot laughs brought to you buy the walrus that is Kim Kardassian! Yesterday, Kim posted this from UsWeekly about Forever 21's new plus-size line which mentioned her and it really made her boil in anger.

"I feel that this clipping from Us Magazine is a bit misleading, so I wanted to comment on it."

"I am a huge fan of Forever 21 and I'm very happy they have expanded their line to include a plus-size range, but I am not in that size category and this article makes it sound like I am! I am a curvy girl and I love my curves, but curvy and plus-sized are two very different things. I work really hard to maintain my curves while staying slim and healthy, so to be classed as a 'fuller-figured woman' of extra large proportions is a little offensive."

"For the record, I am a size 2, not 2XL."

Seriously, a SIZE 2?! Maybe if you take two size 2s and sew them together, you could cover one of her chunky cheeks. MAYBE. Does she shop at Jennifer Love Hewitt's favorite store: Big, Short & Delusional? Kim proves that queefing out random numbers is nothing but fun!

This stupid Monday-to-Friday skeezer makes no sense. She loves her curves, yet being considered "full-figured" is offensive? You know what's offensive? Kim Kardashian! UsWeekly never even called her plus-sized. Obviously, her one brain cell needs cleaning.

[Eagle Eye]

But not a BBW either!

[Constitution Day]

Yes, they’re probably more like “BW”...without the “Beautiful”. :)

[Travis T. OJustice]

Oh hell yeah i would!

[Travis T. OJustice]

She looks better to me than your average super model..

By a LONG shot!

[Vinnie]

You need to take a trip to Miami.

Spandex toreadors galore.

[lewisglad]

[Travis T. OJustice]

Bloated Whales.

[Constitution Day]

LOL!!

[meowmeow]

Ah - thanks for the backfill. Khloe(I think) was on Celebrity Apprentice this season. Trump fired her not because of anything she did on the show but because he found out she had a recent DUI and he HATES people who do that (his staff apparently didn't tell him before the show because he said he would never have allowed her to come on had he known).

I had no idea who she was and didn't care enough to google her (I watch the show because my DH likes it).

[lewisglad]

[damnyankee57]

From the Urban Dictionary:

badonkadonk
An ebonic expression for an extremely curvaceous female behind. Women who possess this feature usually have a small waist that violently explodes into a round and juicy posterior (e.g., 34c, 24, 38). Other characteristics would be moderately wide hips and a large amount of booty cleavage (i.e, depth of butt-crack).
Her badonkadonk made a brotha pop mad wheelies

and yes, I'd hit it and quit it ! too much drama

[lewisglad]

badonkadonk, indeed.

[JillValentine]

Size 2. Who does she think she’s kidding? I’m a size 6 and my hips are quite narrow.

[Revolting cat!]

The little lady’s offended? How cute!

[Scythian]

I say she’s Guilty, what a weird shaped body, who finds that attractive, I sure don’t

[Landru]

"She was on a reality show with Bruce Jenner and is Paris Hilton’s best friend."

Bruce Jenner, huh.
Some mighty rarefied air, there. :o)

With a rear like a draft horse she should make the acquaintance of Budweiser's Clydesdales, also.

[JillValentine]

Liberal reporters love Michelle Obama’s wide ass.

[Scythian]

Well, I for one don’t find that huge butt attractive, she looks deformed, she’s not attractive to me in the slightest bit ...

[lewisglad]

I think Bruce is her stepdad.

[Landru]

I'm sure.

Brucey get that face stretched so much as one more time, and lookout.

>snnnaaaaaaaap!!< ;^)