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To: Paved Paradise

“Temporary arrangement” is a relative term.
And that reminds me of a story.

A seventy-year-old man shows up at a party with his twenty-year-old trophy wife.

When he goes to the bathroom, another old man asks him, “How did you manage to catch her?”

To which he replies, “I told her I’m ninety.”


39 posted on 04/20/2009 10:08:07 PM PDT by zot
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To: zot

I’ve heard that one before and there’s a lot of truth to that.

I used to have a nanny who later worked in a swanky apartment building where many wealthy people lived. She worked next door to an apartment where this very young gal - late 20s/early 30s was married to this old geezer who had to be in his 80s. My ex-nanny told me nearly every night of the week this girl would go out all decked out for the nightclub circuit. She was just putting in her time b/f the old guy bit the dust.


47 posted on 04/21/2009 8:20:41 AM PDT by Paved Paradise
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