[MeanWestTexan]

Ah, they’ve caught on to that. They ask what tribal affiliation.

I’d put “Casino Royale de Duty Free” or somesuch.

[chimera]

Well, being an expatriate Jerseyan, I'd put something like Americana Lenni Lenape. In Ohio we have chief Tecumseh or the warrior Blue Jacket and the great wise chief Leatherlips (for his honesty), so I could be triba American Leatherlip, or Tecumseh Yankee Miamis.

Whatever. Let the bureaucrats figure it out. I'm just tired of being in the Unprotected Class (white American male). If they're going to play these games, I'll play them just to screw them up. Time to stake a claim to the New American Dream (protected, aggrieved, victimized class). Throw it back in their ugly faces.