[SunkenCiv]

By the end of 2013, 100,000 Europeans have died of starvation. The dead go unburied, the sick untreated.

...the nurses, doctors, and union of French gravediggers all go on strike for shorter hours and more pay. ;')

[Cincinna]

Another scare yourself to death for nothing story, but I loved your comment.

[ApplegateRanch]

100,000 Europeans have died of starvation. The dead go unburied

All that meat, and no potatoes!

‘Cept for me, of course; lots of taters here.

ALL THAT MEAT AND NO POTATOES
(Ed Kirkeby / Fats Waller)

Fats Waller, His Rhythm & Orch. - 1941
Will Bradley & His Orch. (vocal: Ray McKinley) - 1941
Bon Bon & His Buddies - 1941
Louis Armstrong (vocals: Louis Armstrong & Velma Middleton) - 1955
Papa Blue's Viking Jazz Band (vocal: Gustav Winkler) - 1977

Also recorded by:
Joe Turner; Lytle & Flourno; Les Brown & His Orch.

All that meat, and no potatoes
Just ain't right, like green tomatoes
Yeah, I'm waiting
Palpatatin’
But all that meat, and no potatoes

All that meat, and no potatoes
All that food, to the alligators, yeah
Hold me steady
I am ready
With all that meat and no potatoes

I don't think that peas are bad
With me, most anything goes
I look in the pot, I'm fit to fight
‘Cause woman, you know that mess ain't right.

All that meat, and no potatoes
Just ain't right, like green tomatoes
Yes, I'm steamin’
I'm really screamin’
All that meat and no potatoes.

(Where's my fine hambone?!? Where is it?!?)

Even have fresh garlic bulbs to hide the smell of the rotting corpses.