Two ducks were swimming in a pond.
One said, “Pass the salt, please.”
The other replied, “What do you think I am? A radio?”
Zack will be returning on May 14. That's all it says.
Sadly, Zach has been abducted by aliens and now lives on the planet Zodar.
But I hear that Bill Bixby is going to replace him.
I think that what they did to Zack’s character on the show was disgraceful and seriously damaged the show for me. I watch the show on dvd only and have now seen the first four episodes of season 5 and can’t believe how bad the two-parter set in the UK was. Really, the show is getting ridiculous and I’m about to give up.
I have never seen an epidode of Bones, but I feel for you to lose a great character that you like. For example, it would kill me if one of the NCIS folks left....like when Kate left...UGH!!!! So because of that, I did some research and found this TVGuide interview with the actor of your favorite character.
TVGuide.com: OK, so I have to say this out loud. Zack is the Gormogon apprentice.
Millegan: Yup.
TVGuide.com: I’m still cringing. How far in advance did you know about it?
Millegan: Two months ago. They met with me and told me and I was like, “What? Zack eats people?” And they told me that I don’t eat people, I kill them — I never reached the eating stage. And I was like, “Oh, My god.” But I was kind of excited because I knew it was going to be an exciting send-off.
TVGuide.com: So you’re leaving the show?
Millegan: Yeah. But they said, “You know, you’re not going to get killed, so we’ll still have the option of bringing you back.” It was shocking, and I just had to follow it and know that this is what’s happening. Zack ends up carted away to a psychiatric facility, but there is the possibility that the others may come visit me.
TVGuide.com: So we might see you next season then?
Millegan: Well, I’m not a series regular anymore, but it’s possible that I’ll be back from time to time. I can’t say much more than that, unfortunately.
TVGuide.com: Was this all written for you because you wanted to leave the show, or are you simply following the fate of your character?
Millegan: Oh, I’m following the fate of my character. It wasn’t my choice — it was a creative decision to shake things up and make a good season finale.
TVGuide.com: So you only found out you were the apprentice after the strike?
Millegan: That’s right. About a couple weeks before we resumed shooting
I miss Zach. I don’t know if they used the whole Garmagon (sp) to write him off, but I miss his character and hate all these swirly loos they are bringing in everyweek.
But since he practically destroyed his hands, I don’t know he can be very effective.
Very Very bad move on Bones writers IMO because they destroyed a great character, permanently.
And I am sick of this whole celibacy angle too. I don’t care about her sex life or how she needs it all the time. We get it, she’s a bohemian with a ZZ Top guy as her dad, but enough already!
However, I LOVED the part where she’s telling her dad “I hurt him too” and he says “Well then, HIS dad can come down here and kick YOUR ass, but I’m still kicking his” LOL!!
And then dumps in out (while passed out) in the desert with a tattoo of her on his arm of his daughter and “Angela forever”. LMAO!!! I could see my husband doing that.
The secondary characters have been getting annoying as of late. Actually, the rotating cast shakes it up a little bit and leaves the door open for Zach's return.
He was deemed criminally insane, I thought. And who knows if his skin grafts to his hands, which Bones paid for, will work. Yeah, I like Zach.
I used to watch “Bones” and have the CDs of Season 1 & 2. I turned it off when it went ‘gay’. I did the same with ‘House”.