"So what. You’re dead. Not that I believe those stories either way."
You may not believe it, but I know for a fact that it's true.
Good to know how you feel about the worth of your body after death. When you go it's off to the Soylent Green plant for you!
By the way, one does not have a dog like Major (linebred from a Sieger VA1 SchH3) without having a great deal of respect for what they can and cannot do:
That’s funny. As I just posted prior to this, I am a graveyard nut, so am very interested in preserving gravesites. That means - bodies. Also, I’m a German Shepherd nut, who thinks there is no possible way for any breed to be greater.
But still, the fact remains, you are dead, and your soul counts much more than your body.
And more important, I’d rather deal with an animal more respectful of my live body than of my dead. Dead is moot.