[JoeProBono]

[rickmichaels]

And people had to be stroked at a certain speed - 4-5cm per second - to activate the pleasure sensation.

So, no need to bust out the vaseline?

[Dallas59]

Do they know if it causes blindness?

[the invisib1e hand]

This promises to be a hoot.

Can't wait to see what fruit this research yields...

What did they take to feel good in Brave New World?

[darkwing104]

This ought to be interesting...

[RandallFlagg]

Ping!
Sometimes, it pays to be armed with this knowledge.

[Beowulf9]

Lol, so who funded this study?

[swain_forkbeard]

“...a certain speed - 4-5cm per second - to activate the pleasure sensation.”

So they’re saying one stroke takes 5 seconds.

[Randy Larsen]

The scientists also discovered that the C-tactile nerve fibres are only present on hairy skin, and are not found on the hand.

I thought...oh nevermind!

[MuttTheHoople]

IT tooks scientists years of work and tons of money to find what my wife found last night?

[heartwood]

http://video.google.com/videosearch?q=man%20with%20a%20slow%20hand&hl=en&emb=0&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wv#

[Daffynition]

Hope this leads to solving my hairball problem.

[SunkenCiv]

Uh, I found those years ago.

[martin_fierro]

I'd rather not know how he's intending to pleasure himself with that pyramid.