I must have had the same idiot come to my house Monday. He said my house was supposed to be red with a carport. I said “What the crap are you talking about?” (My house is cedar siding with a garage.) He went back to his car fiddling with that GPS thing and I went to get my shotgun just in case. I asked him if he was from acorn and he looked at me with the blankest eyes and asked me what was acorn.
“I asked him if he was from acorn and he looked at me with the blankest eyes and asked me what was acorn.”
Bttt