[ButThreeLeftsDo]

I answer the door when I’m expecting someone.

Otherwise....they can knock until their grubby little knuckles bleed.

[tumblindice]

“I answer the door when I’m expecting someone.”

Telephone, same thing.
And if the Count’s counters won’t leave you alone, tell them: “It’s in the mail.”
That sounds better than “Kiss my arse.”