[downtownconservative]

I only drink beer after using an old fashioned push-mower on a very hot day. Guess I won’t be the one to test my theory.

Could the judge suspend his mower operator’s certificate or impound his lawn mower? Could he send the man to lawn mower safety school or put a breath-a-lizer start switch on his John Deer?

[Hulka]

Could take away the actual drivers’ license, or impound the mower, I guess. I think the sober-safety switch is a fine idea. You know, I believe a country-western signer (George Jones) from years ago did the same drunk-driving thing.

Nothing new here.