Funny story about Texas critters: I had brought my now ex-wife (blonde) on her first visit to the Hill Country. I told her about some of the fauna of the area, like armadillos and roadrunners. Somewhere between Luckenbach and Fredricksburg, she looks out the window and exclaims "look! roadrunners!!"
I looked...
and spewed beer all over the windshield
It was an ostrich farm, and there were two ostriches running across the pasture.
her defense? they look just like the ones the coyote chases in the cartoons. she did have a point.
Funny story. ;9)