Now there's an interesting project...I'm seen cats do a lot of wild things, but that's not one of them. Good luck!
He is a Siamese & very smart. If he can pee in the toilet I am sure I can teach him to attack. When hubby farts he already gives him a dirty look. I will get some catnip in a sock & when he farts I will place it by his rear & let Apple attack. The only problem is Apple isn’t allowed in the room. (grrr!) I will have to sneak him in while hubby sleeps.