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Man's farting prompts knife-throwing attack
metro.co.uk ^ | April 9, 2009

Posted on 04/09/2009 1:23:12 PM PDT by Free ThinkerNY

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To: who knows what evil?

He is a Siamese & very smart. If he can pee in the toilet I am sure I can teach him to attack. When hubby farts he already gives him a dirty look. I will get some catnip in a sock & when he farts I will place it by his rear & let Apple attack. The only problem is Apple isn’t allowed in the room. (grrr!) I will have to sneak him in while hubby sleeps.


21 posted on 04/09/2009 8:47:13 PM PDT by pandoraou812 (Don't play leapfrog with a unicorn! ...........^............)
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To: TigersEye

You never heard of cops that put Vicks under their noses when they have to deal with dead bodies? I learned it on TV & it works.


22 posted on 04/09/2009 8:50:08 PM PDT by pandoraou812 (Don't play leapfrog with a unicorn! ...........^............)
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His assailant, 33-year-old Jose Braule Ramirez
doing the farter-stabbing Americans won't do.
23 posted on 04/10/2009 6:18:30 AM PDT by SunkenCiv (https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/____________________ Profile updated Monday, January 12, 2009)
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To: Drumbo

For sharing with the missus, who is lucky to be alive... ;o)


24 posted on 04/11/2009 12:54:30 PM PDT by Titan Magroyne ("Drill now drill hard drill often and give old Gaia a cigarette afterwards she deserves it." HerrBlu)
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