Posted on 04/09/2009 1:23:12 PM PDT by Free ThinkerNY
A man's flatulence problem in a Texas motel room annoyed his room-mate so much that he ended up stabbing him.
Two friends were sharing a meal in the motel room in Waco, Texas on Tuesday, according to local police, when one of them started passing wind. The other had something of a problem with this, it seems, as he threw a large knife at his companion, hitting him in the leg.
For good measure, he then stabbed him in the chest as well.
The farty victim was taken to a local hospital, where his injuries are not believed to be life-threatening.
His assailant, 33-year-old Jose Braule Ramirez, has been charged with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon, and is being held in jail.
He is a Siamese & very smart. If he can pee in the toilet I am sure I can teach him to attack. When hubby farts he already gives him a dirty look. I will get some catnip in a sock & when he farts I will place it by his rear & let Apple attack. The only problem is Apple isn’t allowed in the room. (grrr!) I will have to sneak him in while hubby sleeps.
You never heard of cops that put Vicks under their noses when they have to deal with dead bodies? I learned it on TV & it works.
His assailant, 33-year-old Jose Braule Ramirezdoing the farter-stabbing Americans won't do.
For sharing with the missus, who is lucky to be alive... ;o)
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