I remember reading somwhere that they found they could speed up the heart’s rate of regeneration by drilling lots of tiny little holes into it.
Cardioacupuncture?
My cardiologist is recommending drilling little holes in my upper heart valve, along with open heart surgery that begins with sawing open my sternum.
To which I said, “I’d like another opinion”.
Heck, why don’t they just sleeve tatoo my aorta?