Posted on 04/02/2009 2:23:22 PM PDT by Free ThinkerNY
"I never had any idea there was any metal in my face."
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You think you're human?
I think so. :)
Here’s a guy who won’t be coughing up his nails:
Actually, that is exactly what happened.
My family had a relative who was shot in the eye during a civil war battle and the miniball lodged in his sinus. One day years later he kept picking at a lump that developed in the roof of his mouth and out came that miniball all gristled over.
Man I hate it when that happens.
My friend had a four-year-old son who became completely unruly and had the characteristics of a deaf child — wouldn’t respond to people, speak, etc. The doctor found coffee beans in his ears, all caked with wax, that the kid had shoved in there probably when he was in his “terrible twos”.
Poor kid! (and poor parents!)
Last year my husband (who’s healthy as a horse and never even catches the sniffles) woke up suddenly, very sick. He was ice cold, sweating, vomiting uncontrollably... it looked for all the world like a heart attack.
I got him to the hospital as fast as I could and they got him hooked up to an EKG as fast as they could.
Turned out that he had a big ball of ear wax that had somehow screwed up his inner ear. The doc dug out the wax and he was right as rain within ten minutes.
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