I DEMAND AN ART CZAR! Somebody to license artists, to supervise art for worthiness of content, to censor out anything that might be remotely offensive or even controversial to ANYBODY before they get a dime of public money!
[Of course, I'm just kiddin' about this... but can you imagine how many heart attacks this would cause among the National Endowment for the Arts, NPR, unemployable "performance artists", talking vaginas (OK, I don't know what that means, but I think they have them in the Vagina Monologues), as well as every "street artist" with a can of spray paint? I think it would be fun to do just for the fear and loathing it would unleash on the artsy-crafties...]
Imagine the product liability lawsuits for kids who got pregnant while listening to Britney Spears...