Then there’s the infamous tale of the blonde who calls the locksmith:
“I need you to come unlock my car; I locked the keys in it. Please hurry - the top is down, and it’s about to rain!”
That reminds me of the one where the woman couldn’t get into her car because the batteries died in the key fob for the remote locks. She was hysterical, and a guy took her keys and used the key to manually open the door.
I first heard that one told as a Newfie joke. (The man telling the joke was from Canada.)