Sorry people, I’ve been forced to cancel my vacation visit to your fine community.
My problem is a VERY successful weight loss effort, that has me losing enough weight that I am ashamed to admit it.
But all my clothes are NOW way too big, and I have a huge problem with my pants heading south. I don’t want to be apprehended and/or arrested, to I must make other plans.
Maybe after I buy a new wardrobe.
Have a nice day.
Congrats on your weight loss. To avoid arrest use a belt.