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What do you call a dumb bunny?
A hare brain.
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A flea and a fly in a flue Were imprisoned so what could they do?
Said the fly, let us flee, let us fly said the flea....
So they flew through a flaw in the flue.
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In a group of rabbits how do you tell which is the oldest?
Look for the gray hairs.
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What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hareline.
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What do you call a rabbit who swims with sharks?
Dinner; rabbit stew; a dumb bunny; a hare brain.
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When I’m feeling down, I like to eat a bucket of fried chicken in front of a Jenny Craig Outlet.
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For Your Information

“Surfing the net” will not make you go blind, but sitting on the toilet too long, will make your legs go numb.
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The older you get, the better you get,
(unless you’re a banana)
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Rabbits Rockin’
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Why did the chicken cross HALF the road?
To lay it on the line.
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Sticks and stones may break my bones,
and so would an 80 lb. carrot.
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What’s the best way to catch a wild rabbit?
Stand in the woods and make a sound like a carrot.
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How do you know when you’re eating rabbit stew?
When it has hares in it.