My wife got me good this morning. I came home from a poker game with the guys at about 4 am and found all my stuff on the front lawn and the locks on the house changed. My best friend must be in on it ‘cause his car is in the driveway. the joke is getting a little old though. I thought they’d let me in by now. Still waiting.
Wait until later today - her next prank on you is to tell you the kids aren’t really yours! Won’t that be hilarious?
Hope you at least won some money;)