THE KLINGON BOOK OF MORMON - 1 Nephi 4

mormon paq tlhIngan ^

[mkjessup]

May Kahless welcome you to Sto’VoKor a half hour before the filthy Romulan p’takhs know you’re dead.

[stinkerpot65]

When Klingons convert to Mormonism ...

Yes, that's right. Gold plates from New York.

[1rudeboy]

We used to have a FReeper here who always had the niftiest Klingon sayings (with translations) in his tagline. K’Acknor, or something.

[Godzilla]

nuqDaq ‘oH puchpa’’e’

[fishtank]

looks like a very young Sen Byrd there......

[greyfoxx39]

ALERT EVERYONE:

This thread got moved from Chat to Religion (That’s OK, the Religion Mod has a sense of humor)..the following rules apply to your posts and NO POTTY LANGUAGE :

“Open threads are a town square. Antagonism though not encouraged, should be expected

Posters may argue for or against beliefs of any kind. They may tear down other’s beliefs. They may ridicule.
On all threads, but particularly “open” threads, posters must never “make it personal.” Reading minds and attributing motives are forms of “making it personal.” Making a thread “about” another Freeper is “making it personal.”

When in doubt, review your use of the pronoun “you” before hitting “enter.”

Like the Smoky Backroom, the conversation may be offensive to some.

Thin-skinned posters will be booted from “open” threads because in the town square, they are the disrupters.

http://www.freerepublic.com/~religionmoderator/

Thin-skinned (emotional, whiney or mercurial temper) posters are the disruptors on open threads.”
118 posted on Friday, March 20, 2009 9:32:03 PM by Religion Moderator

[Knitting A Conundrum]

—And remember this young Star-fleet officer, the only Trekkie to ever get laid was Captain Kirk. ;)-—

Maybe in the original series....DS9 there were more who got lucky....

[Toddsterpatriot]

That's Baltar!

[allmendream]

Sorry, I don't consider a “what, they are having a series in space that takes place on a Space Station? Lets to a “Trek” with a Space Station. Their captain has mystical visions and religious overtones. Get some mystic mumbo jumbo working for our captain! What? They are having a war in space? Start a war with the “delta quadrant!” rip off of Babylon 5 as a full fledged part of the Star Trek universe.

;)

[Godzilla]

Thin-skinned posters will be booted from “open” threads because in the town square, they are the disrupters.

Hab SoSlI' Quch!

[greyfoxx39]

Thin-skinned posters will be booted from “open” threads because in the town square, they are the disrupters.

Hab SoSlI' Quch!

That refers to thin-skinned KLINGONS too...watch yourself!

12: 'ej lutlhlogh �yIHoH! ghopDu'lIjDaq HIjpu' joH'a'� mujatlh qa''a';

[Godzilla]

'ej lutlhlogh �yIHoH! ghopDu'lIjDaq HIjpu' joH'a'� mujatlh qa''a'

yIDoghQo' Heghlu'meH QaQ jajvam

[greyfoxx39]

I’m too busy studying Russian, Spanish and Farsi.

Looking for a job? Send your resume to:

[greyfoxx39]

tajwIj ‘oHbe’ chorlIj jeqbogh Dochvetlhe’e

[Godzilla]

rot yittmey ghom Hoch

[Knitting A Conundrum]

Hey, it’s part of the franchise...There was a bit more of that sort of stuff going on in NG and Voyager, too...

I don’t get into which ST people like best wars....I watched most of them off and on...Never saw an episode of Enterprise, though....

[greyfoxx39]

Never saw an episode of Enterprise, though....

I tried to watch Enterprise...no go...just too boring.

[Knitting A Conundrum]

I had heard that...but it came out about the time I stopped turning on the TV, so I never really was very motivated to find out for myself...

[Raymann]

Then watch just Season 4 (except the last episode). Manny Coto completly turned the show around and you’ll see some of the best trek out there.

My fav was acutally the ‘Afflictions” arc that showed how the Klingons lost their ridges.