[Dixie Yooper]

Cut the tree down. The odds are in the cats favor of living through it, and the best thing is that it won’t go up in that tree again.

[Puppage]

My dad's friend was a fireman. When I was a kid (40 years ago)I asked him if the FD really did get cats outta trees. He replied "did ya ever see any cat bones in a tree?"

Still makes me laugh.