Posted on 03/30/2009 7:56:48 AM PDT by grizzlyfish
ANCHORAGE, AK - Ted Stevens International Airport closed this weekend due to volcanic ash. Former Senator Ted Stevens believes it’s all part of a liberal conspiracy so he and other Republicans would lose face.
(Excerpt) Read more at weeklyworldnews.com ...
Can’t someone just look out a window, and see if there is a lot of ash, and whether it was part of a conspiracy or not?
Can’t someone just look out a window, and see if there is a lot of ash, and whether it was part of a conspiracy or not?
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I don’t know. Wouldn’t that be an awful lot like reading the linked article to see that it was a spoof?
Too much work, I guess.
Probably just a plot to derail Bobby Jindal’s presidential aspirations.
Obviously.
You see, the ash comes out of the ground in a bunch of tubes...
The sad thing is that the story is actually credible on its face, given that it’s “Tubes” Stevens we’re talking about.
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